O.k., you guys know that this is pure fiction, right? lol O.k. good. Now read on! (No offense to anyone in 2GETHER!) (oh yea, I'm new to this writing fan fic, writing stories in general, stuff, so it's not wonderful or anything)
Disclaimer:I don't own or know anyone from the movie that is used in here! I also don't mean to offend anyone. It's suppose to be HUMOR. Thank you!
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~~The phone rang shrilly. "Someone get the freakin phone!" Doug called, eyes glued to the television. "I got it!" Jerry yelled from the kitchen. "Hello?" "Hi Jerry! It's me! Erin!" "Erin! Wow, it's so...uh...good to hear from you." Jerry replied. Ever since he cheated on Erin, and they broke up, they had lost contact. "I have to go to a meeting in (pauses) one hour and I was wondering if you could take care of my puppies. I will be gone all day, so I can't leave them in the house all by themselves. I've called everyone else I could think of, but they're busy, so you're my last and only hope!" Erin explained quickly. "Well, uh..." Jerry started. "Thank you so much Jerry! I owe you one! Well, I got to go! The puppies need me! I'll drop them off in half an hour!" Erin said before Jerry could answer, and she hung up the phone. Jerry looked at the phone, and then hung it up.~~
~~"Who was it?" QT asked as he came into the kitchen. "Erin." Jerry replied. QT immediatly perked up. "Erin? Really?" Jerry glared at QT. "Yes, really. She wants us to dogsit for her." "Dogsit? But we were supposed to go to Magic Mountain today!" QT complained. "Well, I guess we're gonna hafta put that off 'til tommorow, huh?" Jerry replied, as he took out a coke from the fridge.~~
~~Half an hour later, the door bell rang. "I got it!" Jerry called as he ran to the door and opened it. There stood Erin, with two leashes in her hand. "Hey Jerry." She said. "Uh, hi." Erin handed the leashes to Jerry and Jerry looked down to see two baby...wolves?! "Oh my god, Erin! These are WOLVES!!! Not PUPPIES!!!" Jerry screamed as he let go of the two leashes. "Same difference." Erin replied. "See, I, uh, work in an animal protection agency, and these baby wolves were found by themselves in the wild, and they couldn't survive by themselves, so I took them in to take care of them until they are old enough to survive in the wild by themselves. Wow! Look at the time! (uneasy laugh) I got to go to the meeting! Bye Salt! Bye Pepper! Make mommy proud! Bye Jerry!" Erin called as she hopped into her car and drove away.~~
~~Jerry looked down at the two baby wolves. One was white and one was black. the two baby wolves looked back at him with big, innocent eyes. Jerry picked up the leashes and led them into the house he and his bandmates shared. Jerry walked into the living room, where the rest of the band was watching Star Wars. "Who was that?" Doug asked, not taking his eyes off the T.V. "Uh, that was Erin. And uh, these are her two, uh, PUPPIES." Jerry said as the two wolves walked in and sat at Jerry's feet.~~
~~Four pairs of eyes teared themselves away from the television and looked at the two wolves. His bandmates sat in silence for a while, as if letting what they saw sink into their brain. Finally, the silence was broken. "AAAHHHHH! There are two WOLVES in our HOUSE!" Mickey screamed at Jerry. "Yea, I kinda figured that out." Jerry said sarcastically. Chad quickly ran behind the couch to hide. Doug just sat there, as if he was waiting for Jerry to say something else. And QT just sat there in shock.~~
~~"Uh, WHY are there two wolves in our house?" Mickey asked. "Well, we have the great honors of babysitting them today." Jerry replied with a weak smile. "Ya know what Jerry? I totally forgot that I had uh...dentis appointment today. Yea, that's right. I have a dentist appointment today." QT said as he started to walk out of the room. "Freeze QT. You are staying and helping me or else I will tell the whole world that you also practice french kissing on on Chad's white stuffed bear." QT glared a Jerry and miserably took a seat on the couch. "He makes out with my stuff bear?! With out Teddy's (the name of the stuffed bear)permission?!" Chad asked, but still stayed in his hiding place. "I got to go to...I jsut got to go." Mickey said as he got up and started towards the kitchen. "Yea, uh, us too." Doug replied as he started to drag a curled-up Chad to the kitchen too. "Stop Mickey, Doug, and Chad. Mickey, I swear, I'll tell the whole world that that 12 year old teenybopper beat you up cuz you wouldn't hug her. And Doug, I'll tell the press that you watch the Powerpuff Girls with Chad ALL the time. And CHAD...I don't know. You already embarrassed yourself enough already. BUT I'll buy you the Stuart Little DVD!" Jerry said. The three of them gave Jerry a cold stare, except for Chad, who was jumping up and down in joy, as they went back into the living room and sat on the floor. "That's better." Jerry said.~~
(posted on 8-24-00)
~~"So, exactly WHAT are we supposed to do next?" Mickey asked. As if answering Mickey's question, the two wolves gave a small yelp (or whatever sound wolves make besides a howl). "May be they're hungry." QT suggested. "O.k., what do wolves eat?" "Well, I think they eat rabbits." Chad said. "How do you know THAT?" Doug asked. "One day, I was watching the Discovery Channel..." Chad started. "You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel..." Mickey sang, getting quieter and quieter when he saw four pairs of eyes glaring at him. "Sorry." "Anyways, before I was RUDELY interupted...I saw this one show, and these wolves were like, chasing this cute little white rabbit. This really big, black wolf bit the rabbit. And then the little rabbit died...and then the wolf started to eat it...and then...then...then..." A tear came down Chad's cheek. "Then...*swallows*...then..." "It's o.k. Chad, no need to cry." Doug said, patting Chad's back. The other 3 just rolled their eyes. "But the mean bully wolf killed the poor innocent rabbit! The cute little white rabbit didn't even DO anything to that wolf! Life's not fair!" Chad sobbed. "Well, have you ever eaten a hamburger?" Doug asked Chad. Chad nooded his head. "Hamburgers are good." "Well, did you know that that piece of meat in it is called 'beef.' Um, beef is cow, Chad." Doug said. Chad stared at Doug in disbeleif. "You mean that I ate a cow? A poor, innocent cow that was killed, so us humans could survive? Nnnnooooo!" Chad exclaimed and then broke down again. "And did you know that pork was pig?" QT put in. Chad sobbed even more. "Thanks for the help QT." Doug said, sarcastically. "Any time." QT replied. Chad got up and walked to the next room. The other guys heard some moise and then they could hear muffled sobs.~~
~~"Wow, Chad gets depressed easily." QT said. "What the hell do you think he's doing in their?" Mickey asked as they heard Chad's muffled voice. It sounded like he was talking to himself. "Oh no, not again." Doug said as the rest of 2GE+HER filed into the room Chad was in. "Chad, get out of the trash can, NOW." Jerry ordered. "No." Came Chad's reply. "If you don't get out now, then I'm gonna hafta go and GET you out!" Mickey threatened as he went for the lid. Mickey took off the lid and tried to drag Chad out of the trash can.~~
~~After some help from Doug, they finally got Chad out. "I think that it'll be o.k. if we feed them steak." Jerry said as he walked towards the fridge. "Steak? Please don't tell me..." Chad started, but Mickey already nodded his head. "Nnnoooo! Too many animals killed!" Chad cried again as he tried to get back into the trash can, but Mickey got him and held him down. "Chad, uh, it was a joke. Yea, a joke. Get it? j-o-k-e. Joke. Funny, huh?" Mickey said, to shut Chad up. "Really?" Chad asked, as he sniffled and got out of Mickey's grasp. "Uh, yea." QT joined in.~~
~~The five of them walked back into the living room with two raw steaks. Now, what happens if you put two baby wolves in a living room without supervision? That's right. And take a wild guess at what they saw. "Oh my gosh, TEDDY!" Chad exclaimed as he ran over to his torn-up stuffed bear. "Why him? Why, why, why?!" Chad cried, as he held on to what was left of his stuffed bear. It looked like a tornado just hit the living room. Everything was misplaced and destroyed. There were shredded curtains and stuffing everywhere. Not to mention all the broken glass. The five of them turned their heads, to see 2 little wolves next to the almost-falling T.V., playing and rolling around. "No, not the T.V. Anything but the T.V." Doug said as he ran towards the T.V. to save it. Too late. *CRASH!*~~
(9-1-00)
~~"Nnnnnoooooo!" Doug screamed. He quickley ran over to the pieces on the floor, and without much luck, tried to put them back together. "Damn wolves! Why the T.V.?! Why, why, why?!" "Hey! That's my line!" Chad said. "Shut up." Mickey mumbled.~~
~~"O.k. Jerry, I want those wolves OUT!" Doug shouted, pointing at the door. "Oh please, DAD." Jerry said, emphasizing the word. "Hey! That's J.C.'s nickname!" Chad exclaimed. "He's hopeless. Better stop trying now, before we waste any more time." Mickey mumbled to QT. Qt nodded in reply.~~
~~"So uh, do we feed them the steak now?" QT asked. "Yea, I guess." Jerry replied as he threw the two steaks down and the wolves started to tear them apart with thier sharp teeth. "I can't watch." Chad said as he covered his eyes and tilted his head on to Doug's shoulder.~~
~After the wolves were done, they licked thier paws and started to play around again. "Why don't we just keep them OUT of the house?" Doug asked. "Good idea. Hey! Let's take them for a walk!" Jerry suggested. "Who wants to take them?" (silence, except for the crickets chirping, like in those cartoons, lol) "QT! I'm so glad you volunteered!" Jerry said as he pushed the leashes into QT's hand and pushed him out the door. "But, but, but.." Was all QT had said before we was pushed out of the house and locked out. "Great, just great." QT mumbled to himself. "C'mon, let's go." QT said to the tiny wolves as they made thier way around the block.~~
~~But right when they turned the block, a group of cheerleaders were coming out of a school bus. "Uh oh." That's all that QT got out before a shriek was heard, and then a, "Oh my god! It's QT from 2GE+HER!" Then, there were a lot more shrieks and before he knew it, QT was running for his life, with the two wolves in front of him.~~
(20 minutes later...)
~~"I wonder what's taking QT so long." Jerry commented. Suddenly, they could feel the floor rumbling. "What the hell?" Mickey exclaimed. Doug opened the front door and peered outside to see what was going on. He could see a person with two dogs running down the hill, and not long after, there was even more rumbling and a huge stampede of girls were running after them. More and more came pouring down the hill. When the person and the two dogs came closer, Doug relized who they were. "Oh my god! Code 5! Code 5!" Doug yelled into the house. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE WORLD IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY OVER-GROWN TOMATOES AND TALKING ONIONS!!!" Chad screamed as he ran in circles. Mickey hit Chad upside the head. "No, fool! That's Code 2! Code 5 is...uh, what's Code 5 again?" Mickey asked. As if on cue, QT and the two wolves came dashing into the house while QT was screaming, "Oh my god! FANS!!!" "Oh." Mickey replied. They locked all the doors and windows, hoping that they would be safe.~~
~~But not long after, thier house started to shake. Chad went over to a window and pulled open the curtains to see what was going on outside. He screamed. Four heads turned towards the window. There were about 20 faces scrunched there, pushing each other to get a better look. When they all noticed that the 2GE+HER guys had seen them, about half of them yelled, "Oh my god! Chad! I love you! Marry me!!!" In fear, Chad closed the curtains, ran upstairs, and hid under his bed.~~
~~"I'll go check upstairs." Jerry said as he jogged upstairs. Not long after, Jerry started to yell, "FANS! The fans! They're on the roof! Fans are on the roof!!!" "O.k., let's tie the wolves up somewhere, and then see if we can get the fans away from here, if that is even humanly possible." Doug suggested. Mickey and QT nodded in agreement. "Now, uh, WHERE are the wolves?" QT asked as they looked around the living room, no animal in sight.~~
(More, coming soon, hopefully)
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