Chad~
"Wanna buy one of my glow sticks?"
"Look! He's o.k. He's just sleeping! See? (pulls down cover. Reveals the head of a horse on a stick, you know that kind of toy thingy.) Nnnnnnoooooo!!!!"
"You heard what he said. Don't vomit."
"That was close."
"Remember that time when they stopped making beanie babies? He went into a COMA!"
"Look! The guy is reselling my retainer for 700! Seven fifty! I didn't know my retainer was that special. I'm gonna get it back." Chad
"It's a RETAINER." Doug
"But it was MADE for me!" Chad
"It WAS made for you." Doug
"You gotta stop making decisions for me Doug. I'm not a kid any more. I'm a mature adult. (looks down inside trash can) Ooh! Half a Twinkie! (goes down to get it)" (Chad in the trash can, talking to Doug)
"You threw Heather out?! You butthole!"
"Tell me about her." Doug (Doug is helping Chad overcome his shyness, so he gives him a stuffed dog and tells him to pretend that it's a fan.)
"Her name is Lisa."
"O.k., now tell me more." Doug (Thank you to Dallas for correcting this part)
"Her name is LISA!" Chad
(Doug looks expectantly at Chad)
"You want me to tell you more?" Chad
"Yea." Doug
"O.k. Her name is Lisa and she likes ice cream. She doesn't LOVE ice cream, but if there was a magic shell on it, she'd eat it." (Thank you so much to Pam, SweetPea03@noahsmom.com, for correcting this for me!) Chad
"Good." Doug
"And this is her friend Paul!" Chad (holds up football)
(Doug gives Chad a weird look)
"They're friends!" Chad (puts stuffed dog and football together, like they're hugging)
"No No No! Do not yell at him, do not use that kind of language!!" Chad
(looking at stuffed animals in disappointment)
"(Doug walks into the room) What the H is going on in here?" Doug
"(stressed voice) Doug! You have to help! All my friends are fighting Lisa, Paul, not now!!" Chad
"Hold on a second. (looks confused)" Doug
"(stressed voice again) Delia started it!" Chad (pointing to a lamp)
"(looks at Chad really weird)Whose Delia?" Doug
"My lamp! See, she told Elizabeth about Carol and now nobody's coming to the concert!!" Chad
(Doug looks really confused)
"(in duh voice ) Carol! Steven's high school sweetheart! She hasn't left the house in years...divorce." Chad
"Stop, just stop! You say she's single?" Doug
(thanx to striker_chick33@hotmail.com for this one!)
~Thank you to Dallas for correcting this one too!~
*Thank you to XxShyPiNay159xX@aol.com for correcting it also*
"'Us'? Who's 'us'?" Chad (on the phone with Carson on TRL)
"Me and the millions of people watching this on national television right now." Carson
"National television?!" Chad
(on the other line whispering)"You guys didn't tell me that I was on national television and millions of people were watching me! (more arguing and then the phone goes dead)" Chad
"And uh, that was 2GE+HER ladies and gentlemen." Carson
"We shared so much together! Remember that sandwhich?"
"I will never eat a sandwhich again!"
"I didn't mean to punch you, Doug. I meant to shoot you, but I don't beleive in guns." Chad
"Is that an appology?" Doug
"Yea, NOW APPOLOGIZE TO HEATHER!"
"The sweetest thing i ever saw was a baby dressed like a bumble bee" (Thank you XMiSsLiLThAnGX@aol.com for this quote)
Mickey~
"Was sup? Someone got wacked?" Mickey
"No, except for maybe QT." Jerry
"Chad, get out of the damn trash can and quit being so damn selfish" Mickey (corrected by NoahsBabyGurlie@noahsmom.com)
"Ow!" Chad (Mickey's hand hit the flap of the trash can, and it hit Chad, lol)
"You're a child now, but after tonight, you're gonna be a man." (talking to QT)
"I'd marry you 5 times in 1 night." Mickey (talking to Erin)
"(sarcastically) Aw, that's the sweetest thing someone's ever said to me!" Erin
"For real?" Mickey
"Man please! You bearly even knew baby girl" (submitted by NoahsBabyGirlie@noahsmom.com)
QT~
"We have started a relationship." QT
"What KIND of relationship?" Jerry
"On the first date, not only did I make out with ONE, but TWO of her hands. And on the second, she's gonna come ver for dinner." QT
(this quote is very wrong, so I would appreciate it if someone could correct me!)
"Glad I could help. I'm gonna go wash my face now..."
"A REAL man can wear a bunny suit, no problem."
"Oh yea? Once, when I was in a coma, I WAS a bee and had sex with my mom..."
*Jerry's dancing around*
"C'mon Erin! It's our song! Dance with me!"
(grabs Erin and starts dancing really weird)
"Uh, Jerry? Our song is "Freak on a Leash."" Erin
*Jerry dances around really weird*
"C'mon! Play 'Freak on a Leash'!" Jerry (yelling to DJ)
*Jerry is still dancing really weird*
"I'm frightened." QT
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Thanx to striker_chick33@hotmail.com for these quotes too!
"I was wrong about you man, you DO know how to party!" Mickey
"No man, YOU know how to party!" QT
"See man, your smile is like an upside down rainbow, it brings out the sun, and thats why your my best friend." Mickey (aw...that was so sweet! Never saw THAT coming from Mickey! lol)
"Friends Forever!" Mickey and QT
"There it is! There it is! See it? (runs in front of camera, pointing at his eye) I'm crying! I'm crying!" QT
(at the concert)
"Are you guys hung over?" Doug
"Oh Doug, man, you should've seen me last night I was way full." Mickey
"Yeah, you were pretty full last night, but I was way full!" QT
Doug~
(Thank you SO much ACwazyMaidn@aol.com for giving me this quote!)
"Where are the Linus'?" Manager
"He's not ready." Doug
"What do you mean? Chad! Get your malodious ass out here!" Manager (you bully! lol)
"(angry) Listen! He's not ready so we're gonna sit here and waste your company's money until he's ready! Kapiesh?" Doug (you tell him! lol)
"Ok." Manager
"I'm sorry but I don't think I can cry on cue." Chad
"If you're happy, heck, be happy. And if you're sad like the time mom and dad got decapitated in the car crash..." Doug
(Chad puts his head on Doug's shoulder and starts to cry)
"He's ready!" Doug
"Let's not get FREAKED OUT about THIS! There is STILL a SMALL chance that QT may STILL be ALIVE!"
Thank you to MaMeLa000@aol.com for correcting a some of these quotes!
~These were submitted in by OoiyCeeKo0Lo0@aol.com:
"I wana know why you wana get back with Chad" Doug
"Because i thought we'd have a future together" Heather
"See! (lookin at Doug)" Chad
"And we could get a house together and a dog and a picket fence.." Heather
"Thats EXACTLY what i want! (talking to Doug)" Chad
"And then all the other boy bands can come over, and i could go to all the awesome parties, and Tom Cruise will be there, and he'll look at me, and i'll look at him, and we talk, and then he tells Nicole to wait in Paris, and then me and him get together!" Heather
"Heatehr wait....i thought i knew you? We shared so much! Remember the sandwitch??" Chad (Heather looks confused)
"Ok, this is NOT how its supose to be!" Chad
"Heather...I think you should leave." Doug
"CHAD!" Heather
"Heather...please go....please." Chad
"Are you dumping me??" Heather
"No...I just dont think we should see each other anymore" Chad (yay! go chad!)
"K...." Heather
"Wazzap everyone!" QT
"Hey look at dis foo!" Mickey
"You been workin out? (nudging Mickey and giving him a wink)" Jerry
"Ooohhh!!! Ya! You look pumped!" Mickey
"Chad?" Doug
"Chad's not here right now...just some cereal boxes and a couple of HungryMans...." Chad
"Ok, now this is only a rough cut" Jerry
"Ya! Rough on me! Im gona look stupid and scrauny!" QT
"I took care of the scrauny part! I hired Body Doe for the opening when u take ur shirt off" Jerry
(puts on video......QT has a girls body in a black bikini, all the 2gether guys look at the video in confusion)
"DAMN!" Mickey
"Nice Cannons QT!" Mickey
"Oh man! They really messed up! Im sorry QT..." Jerry
"Sorry? I look awesome!!" QT
These were submitted in by ACwazyMaidn@aol.com:
mabye he got eatin by a cyote-chad
befre you guys say anything theres something I need to tell you, that is NOT Mandy Moore -chad
A real man can wear a bunny suit-qt
and a retainer too!-chad
Here. Have some chad gum. That'll be $79.50 -chad
~Feel free to e-mail me any quotes (or corrections) I've missed or don't have on here.~
~Does anyone know the whole quote about, Qt in a "twisted mash of flesh and metal" that Jerry said? I thought it was funny, but I didn't get it, and I don't tape the series...for some odd reason that I don't even know, lol. So I'd be cool if someone could e-mail it to me.~
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