Movie quotes:
CHAD~
"I have this dream that I don't tell most people about, and that's to own a seadoo! And I'm gonna get one too cuz I plan to make a buttload of money with this!"-Chad
"A BUTTLOAD? How much is a BUTTLOAD?"-Doug
"(in like a "duh!" kind of tone) A thousand dollars! I base this on the fact that one time, I fit 5 dollars up my butt, and not to brag or nothin, but I think I can fit way more up there...WAY more! EASY!"-Chad
"How 'bout Matchbox 20?!"-Chad
"No, there's already a Matchbox 20"-Jerry
"Matchbox30!"-Chad
"CHAD"-Doug (annoyed)
"ok...something else with 30"-Chad
"What is this band about? What do we represent?"-Doug
"Super stars! Good times!"-Bob
"You know...Just this van and driving...Driving!"-Chad
"(sarcastically)yea! Let's call ourselves Driving!"-Doug
"Driving 30! Driving 30!"-Chad
"I don't know about you guys, but when I think of our band, I think about singing."-Jerry
"Yea! Hanging out together!"-Doug
"Together! That's what we'll call ourselves! But get this, we won't spell it t-o-g-e-t-h-e-r...we'll spell it with a "2" and "GETHER!""-Bob
"yea!"-Jerry
"That's a stupid idea! If there's gonna be 5 guys, it should be 5gether!"-Chad
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm calling myself somethin different!"
"I don't think it was right for them to joke about the Darth Vader costumes like that...I mean, it's offensive to all the peoples' families being killed by Darth Vader, whose human rights he has have been violating for so many years! That's all..."
"Guys? Am I losing my hair?"
"Everyone is talking about QT's problems, but I was up on that stage, stuck in that fat guy suit, litterally sufficating to death, and still...STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible!"
"I have this theory that Jermaine is way more important in the Jackson 5 than Micheal. I mean, like, who invented the Moon Walk? Jermaine. Who sang "Thriller?" Jermaine. I mean, who even married Lisa Marie Presly? It was Jermaine."
"Chad, do you love your brother?"-Bob
"Sometimes."-Chad
"No! Wait, see, that won't fly with the press! You ALWAYS love your brother, o.k.?"-Bob
(2nd time) "Is that true what you told me before, Chad? That sometimes you like your brother, but not always?"-Bob
"Um, pretty much yea."-Chad
"NO NO NO!"-Bob
"What?"-Chad
"This is an INTERVIEW!"-Bob
"I thought you were asking me, as yourself, you know? Like "Chad, do you like your brother" and I went "sometimes."-Chad
"Work on it, alright?"-Bob
(3rd time)"Seriously Chad, this is very important for me to know. Do you ALWAYS like your brother?"-Bob
"(sigh)I don't ALWAYS ALWAYS like him"-Chad
"NO NO NO NO NO!!!!"-Bob
(4th time)"Chad, do you like your brother?"-Bob
"I love him ALWAYS. I love him like a brother"-Chad
Commercial director:Now what I want you to do is ride the seadoo, wind in your face having a blast.
Chad: These things go in water?!
"I could be R2D2, while Doug could be Jabba the Hut, and Jerry could dress up like Princess Lea!"
"You're not supposed to floss braces!" Chad
"I pick 'em. There's a difference." Doug
"I don't think that Mr. Buss is using all my abilities ya know. Like I could save a ton of money with the stuff I've been working on like this one for example! (laser noises) or like this other one cause it saves a ton! It's like (other laser noises)"
MICKEY~
"Yo G, Mickey Parke's got one hoe, and one hoe only! And that's Mickey Parke fool!"
"Did u see that?! I put him in Smack-Down Hotel didn't I?"
"uh uh! Mickey P's not gonna dress like no star-spangled Elvis!"
"There's too many of THEM...GIRLS...PEOPLE! They'll KILL us!"
"They're calling me like I'm their dog! I ain't your dog man!"
"Who's in the band? I'm in the band! Mickey's in the band! yo!"
QT~
"Oh QT...you're the best looking member of 2gether! Sshh! Don't speak(smooch, kiss) Don't stop (smooch, kiss)...Oh yea! Oh yea baby!" (making out wiht his hand)
"Hold up u guys! I'm gonna find me some chicks!"
"Wet T-shirt contest? COOL!"
"Heeelllllloooo naked girls!"
DOUG~
"The auto-mechanic that put these in said I should do this every night, but I'm not sure if I should be bleeding this much..."
"Nice tush, Rochester"(sarcastically)
"stupid, stupid, stupid! I should've tried harder!
I can't be perfect every time out! I'm not Ozzy Osbourne!"
Jerry, QT, & Mickey~
"Jerry, what's your favorite color?"-Bob
"Blue. It's been blue, before QT was even born"-Jerry
"Mr. Buss, I'll change my favorite color."-QT
"Great! QT's new favorite color is..."-Bob
"A robin egg's blue."-QT
"Uh uh! You better back up b*tch! Yo, robin egg's blue, that's my favorite color!"-Mickey
Making the Video quotes:
Chad~
"I was listenin to the radio yesterday, and I heard this song by some guy named M&M's. He said that...that I annoyed him and that he was sent here to destroy me. I don't know why but he's going to. I'm scared...he's scary looking he has white hair like the....like a devil or something, and I know, I know he's here somewhere, I know it.... I know he's here. Doug told me that he's not here but i know he is...he has...this... really like name that doesn't sound evil, M&M's, but... he IS evil. I know it! I'm so scared. *hugs pillow*"
(Talking about Eminem. I know that I didn't need to tell you, but just in case there are some SLOW ones out there...lol. j/k)
~Thank you to Kanga817@aol.com for this whole quote!~
"Is it over?" Chad
"Yea." Mickey
"O.k. good. *uncovers face*" Chad
"She stole my cereal!"
"Come back with my damn cereal!" (thanx ta Jamie 4 correcting this quote 4 me!)
"We're gonna go take bubble baths now (looks at Doug) like we always do. (everyone starts to laugh and Mickey makes a disgusted face and noise, lol)"
"I feel like a prostitute, a male one."
"And it's not true that I (laughs) cut my arm off with a light saber *snickers*."
"QT's really trying to mack on Missy!"
Doug~
"Shut up! I'm tryin ta work here! *pretends to cry*"
"Hey! We're tellin a story here! GOSH!"
"I have something to say. No, I don't."
"Stupid."
"I'm not gonna listen to him anymore. Sh. Don't tell anyone, please." (talking about choreographer)
"He is an example of what they call a 'sex addict.'" (talking about QT)
Jerry~
"Hey! Check out the world premiere of the series! Guess what it's called! 2GETHER!"
(then Mickey says somethin funny after that, but I can't remember! If ya know, please e-mail me!)
"And I am saying this on national television! I do NOT have a third nipple!"
QT~
"Hello LADIEZZZ."
"And it's not true that I'm still dying from my disease." QT
"Seriously, QT?" Mickey
"No, just kidding! I am! *smiles*" QT
"I'm supposed to be in this car with these hot girls."
Mickey~
"I'm on MTV!!!! *dances around Chad and Doug* Hi! We're on MTV!!!! Mtv! Mtv! Mtv!"
"It's a damn shame! Women in the millenium. Taking all my carp!" (thanx to Jamie for this quote!)
"You better watch the damn video!"
"And you better watch it (2GETHER series), or else I'm gonna put my foot up your a$$!" Mickey
"Your whole foot?" Jerry and Chad
"*whispers*No, I just said that so they would watch it!" Mickey
"Oh." Everyone
(everyone starts to laugh)
"This song is actually about nothing, really (laughs)" Chad
"Yea. (laughs too)" Mickey
"No, wait what's the title again?" Mickey
"The hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff." Chad
"There you go! That's what the song is about!" Mickey
"The hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff!" Mickey and Chad
"Getting back YO stuff!" Mickey
"Getting back YO stuff." Chad
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